✈️ Flight Log: Leg 19 – HLLM (Misrata, Libya) ➡️ LMML (Luqa, Malta)
“Fortified Cargo, Fragile Tempers, and Feathered Diplomacy”Block Time: 1.5 hours, one unnecessary spiral over Gozo, and 47 minutes of intense shouting about cannonsCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To deliver aid, reinforce post-conflict partnerships, and offer Malta a commemorative statue that may or may not resemble Eleanor mid-flamenco. Camila insists the resemblance is “coincidental and powerful.” Crew Notes Passenger…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 18 – DTTA (Tunis, Tunisia) ➡️ HLLM (Misrata, Libya)
“Cargo, Caution, and Theatrical Restraint (Mostly)”Block Time: 1.3 hours, 6 minutes of solemn silence, 1 impromptu ceasefire negotiationCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To deliver vital humanitarian aid, reinforce cultural goodwill, and absolutely not dramatize any part of Roman history unless explicitly requested by the Libyan Ministry of Not Today, Eleanor. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 17 – DAAG (Algiers, Algeria) ➡️ DTTA (Tunis–Carthage, Tunisia)
“Ruins, Rhetoric, and Ramp Agents with Opinions”Block Time: 1.1 hours, 14 minutes of airspace confusion, 2 culturally awkward metaphorsCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To honor ancient legacies, deliver historically ambiguous cargo, and engage Tunisia in discussions of heritage interoperability, a term Eleanor invented during descent. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Raj may have…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 16 – GMME (Rabat, Morocco) ➡️ DAAG (Algiers, Algeria)
“From Mint to Marble: Bureaucracy in Two Acts”Block Time: 1.4 hours, 2 border misunderstandings, 1 architectural standoffCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To assist in the cultural exchange of architectural concepts between North African capitals—while quietly lobbying for the addition of helipad fountains shaped like 777s. Adelyn swears this is a “serious mission.” Eleanor swears it’s performance art. Crew…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 15 – LPPT (Lisbon, Portugal) ➡️ GMME (Rabat–Salé Airport, Morocco)
“Mint Tea & Mild Airspace Intrigue”Block Time: 1.9 hours, 1 airspace transition, and 4 last-minute wardrobe changesCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Deliver cultural gifts, spice up bilateral relations (literally), and negotiate a symbolic mint tea accord while subtly implying Boeing’s supremacy via Adelyn’s landing flare. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Raj was briefly…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 14 – LEMD (Madrid, Spain) ➡️ LPPT (Lisbon, Portugal)
“Cod, Cobblestones, and Collective Existentialism”Block Time: 1.2 hours and one full hour of emotionally unnecessary poetic turbulenceCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Deliver redundant paperwork to Portugal’s Ministry of Overprocessing, taste all 365 variations of bacalhau, and participate in an intergovernmental cultural exchange titled “Fado and Federalism.” Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Yuki’s paper…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 13 – LFBO (Toulouse, France) ➡️ LEMD (Madrid–Barajas, Spain)
“Flamenco, Friction, and Flight Levels”Block Time: 1.6 hours, with one unnecessary holding pattern due to Eleanor trying to duet with Madrid ApproachCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Strengthen ties with Spain by offering transportation plans, cultural fanfare, and absolutely no unsolicited dance performances from Eleanor… again. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Wattles is currently…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 12 – LFMN (Nice Côte d’Azur, France) ➡️ LFBO (Toulouse, France)
“Operation Tax-Free Altitude”+ Land Invasion of: Andorra (via suspicious rental van) Block Time: 1.1 hours by air, 3.5 hours of uphill driving, and 2 hours of Eleanor yelling “IS THIS ANDORRA YET?”Cargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Touch down in Airbus territory under cover of “mutual aeronautical respect,” then flee inland to the tiny mountain nation of Andorra to…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 11 – LSZH (Zurich, Switzerland) ➡️ LFMN (Nice Côte d’Azur, France)
“Diplomacy with a Side of Champagne Regret”+ Tactical Motorcade Transfer to: Monaco Block Time: 1.3 hours of flight, 47 minutes of customs confusion, 3 near-crashes with LamborghinisCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To represent multinational cooperation, suntan awareness, and poultry-based cultural exchange at the Microstate Global Summit: Yachts, Taxes, & Climate Theatre in Monaco. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 10 – ELLX (Luxembourg) ➡️ LSZH (Zurich, Switzerland)
“Clocked In, Checked Out, Chocolate-Dazed”Block Time: 1.2 hours, 17 synchronized checklist confirmations, 1 fight over Toblerone ethicsCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Deliver diplomatic cargo meant to symbolize precision, neutrality, and the emotional equivalent of Helvetica. Adelyn considers this her personal Super Bowl. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Camila’s voiceover for the landing included…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 9 – LFPB (Paris–Le Bourget, France) ➡️ ELLX (Luxembourg Airport)
“Now Arriving in the Inbox of Europe”Block Time: 0.5 hours, 7 tax filings, 3 sarcastic radio calls, 1 unwanted GDP recalculationCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To deliver symbolic economic solidarity cargo and see how long the crew can go without accidentally laundering something. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Camila’s footage of the landing…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 8 – EBBR (Brussels, Belgium) ➡️ LFPB (Paris–Le Bourget, France)
“Liberté, Égalité, In-flight Cabaret”Block Time: 0.7 hours, 2 fashion critiques from ATC, 1 emergency cheese confiscationCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Deliver symbolic “shared culture” cargo to France and deeply test their patience by arriving in a cargo jet with no sense of irony. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Camila’s footage of the landing…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 7 – EHAM (Amsterdam, Netherlands) ➡️ EBBR (Brussels, Belgium)
“Waffles, Warnings, and Weaponized Bureaucracy”Block Time: 0.9 hours, 5 airspace handoffs, and 1 waffle-related hostage situation (nonviolent)Cargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To deliver symbolic unity cargo and check “EU headquarters” off the list before someone realizes the crew has no accreditation. Also: test the patience of Belgian air traffic control, an institution known for its thinly veiled disdain.…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 6 – EGLL (London Heathrow, UK) ➡️ EHAM (Amsterdam Schiphol, Netherlands)
“Canals, Clogs, and Catastrophic Customs Forms”Block Time: 1.0 hour, 4 near-collisions with reality, and 1 unnecessarily passionate tulip debateCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Deliver clean energy symbolism and “culturally neutral gift cargo” (read: cheese). Unofficially testing how much absurdity the Dutch will tolerate before shrugging and biking away. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 5 – EIDW (Dublin, Ireland) ➡️ EGLL (London Heathrow, UK)
“A Brief Visit to Her Majesty’s Paperwork”Block Time: 1.1 hours, 3 accent misfires, 9 passive-aggressive sighs from Ground ControlCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Official: Cultural goodwill delivery & refueling.Actual: See how long they can be on UK soil before Eleanor accidentally triggers an international incident by using the phrase “crisps are just sad chips.” Crew Notes Passenger Vibe…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 4 – BIKF (Keflavík, Iceland) ➡️ EIDW (Dublin, Ireland)
“Shamrock Shenanigans & Cargo Confusion”Block Time: 2.4 hours, 1 unplanned limerick contest, 0 actual luck involvedCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Cultural outreach mission to “enhance transatlantic ties.” Translated loosely: “Drop off boxes, don’t offend anyone, survive Eleanor’s jig recital.” Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Camila’s footage of the landing includes an audio overlay…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 3 – CYOW (Ottawa, Canada) ➡️ BIKF (Keflavík, Iceland)
“Operation: Please Don’t Freeze the Chicken”Block Time: 5.8 hours, 1 heated argument about Björk, 3 crew naps in violation of protocolCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To provide “symbolic energy cooperation” with Iceland, even though no one in Reykjavík actually asked for it. Also, unofficial goal: reset the crew’s body clocks using daylight that never ends. Crew Notes Passenger…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 2 – KADW (Washington, DC) ➡️ CYOW (Ottawa, Canada)
“Snowflake Diplomacy Tour, Act I”Block Time: 1.4 hours, 2 maple syrup-related misunderstandings, 1 brief threat of deportationCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To deliver symbolic technology aid and open the flight series with a low-risk, high-politeness border crossing. The mission brief said, “ease in with Canada before it all goes sideways.” It already has. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check…
Keep reading✈️ Flight Log: Leg 1 – KPAE (Everett, WA) ➡️ KADW (Washington, DC)
The Maiden Voyage of Mild Concern Date: Day 0, Mission Commencement + Mild RegretBlock Time: 5 hours, 2 turbulence-induced hair flips, 1 ethics violation narrowly avoidedCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Official delivery of newly-built aircraft to Joint Base Andrews.Unofficial: The U.S. government’s way of saying, “We don’t know what to do with them, but maybe you can.” Crew…
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