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“Fortified Cargo, Fragile Tempers, and Feathered Diplomacy”Block Time: 1.5 hours, one unnecessary spiral over Gozo, and 47 minutes of intense shouting about cannonsCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To deliver aid, reinforce post-conflict partnerships, and offer Malta a commemorative statue that may or may not resemble Eleanor mid-flamenco. Camila insists the resemblance is “coincidental and powerful.” Crew Notes…

“Cargo, Caution, and Theatrical Restraint (Mostly)”Block Time: 1.3 hours, 6 minutes of solemn silence, 1 impromptu ceasefire negotiationCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To deliver vital humanitarian aid, reinforce cultural goodwill, and absolutely not dramatize any part of Roman history unless explicitly requested by the Libyan Ministry of Not Today, Eleanor. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights…

“Ruins, Rhetoric, and Ramp Agents with Opinions”Block Time: 1.1 hours, 14 minutes of airspace confusion, 2 culturally awkward metaphorsCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To honor ancient legacies, deliver historically ambiguous cargo, and engage Tunisia in discussions of heritage interoperability, a term Eleanor invented during descent. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Raj may…

“From Mint to Marble: Bureaucracy in Two Acts”Block Time: 1.4 hours, 2 border misunderstandings, 1 architectural standoffCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To assist in the cultural exchange of architectural concepts between North African capitals—while quietly lobbying for the addition of helipad fountains shaped like 777s. Adelyn swears this is a “serious mission.” Eleanor swears it’s performance art.…

“Mint Tea & Mild Airspace Intrigue”Block Time: 1.9 hours, 1 airspace transition, and 4 last-minute wardrobe changesCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Deliver cultural gifts, spice up bilateral relations (literally), and negotiate a symbolic mint tea accord while subtly implying Boeing’s supremacy via Adelyn’s landing flare. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Raj was…

“Cod, Cobblestones, and Collective Existentialism”Block Time: 1.2 hours and one full hour of emotionally unnecessary poetic turbulenceCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Deliver redundant paperwork to Portugal’s Ministry of Overprocessing, taste all 365 variations of bacalhau, and participate in an intergovernmental cultural exchange titled “Fado and Federalism.” Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Yuki’s…

“Flamenco, Friction, and Flight Levels”Block Time: 1.6 hours, with one unnecessary holding pattern due to Eleanor trying to duet with Madrid ApproachCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Strengthen ties with Spain by offering transportation plans, cultural fanfare, and absolutely no unsolicited dance performances from Eleanor… again. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Wattles is…

“Operation Tax-Free Altitude”+ Land Invasion of: Andorra (via suspicious rental van) Block Time: 1.1 hours by air, 3.5 hours of uphill driving, and 2 hours of Eleanor yelling “IS THIS ANDORRA YET?”Cargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Touch down in Airbus territory under cover of “mutual aeronautical respect,” then flee inland to the tiny mountain nation of Andorra…

“Diplomacy with a Side of Champagne Regret”+ Tactical Motorcade Transfer to: Monaco Block Time: 1.3 hours of flight, 47 minutes of customs confusion, 3 near-crashes with LamborghinisCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:To represent multinational cooperation, suntan awareness, and poultry-based cultural exchange at the Microstate Global Summit: Yachts, Taxes, & Climate Theatre in Monaco. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe…

“Clocked In, Checked Out, Chocolate-Dazed”Block Time: 1.2 hours, 17 synchronized checklist confirmations, 1 fight over Toblerone ethicsCargo Manifest: Diplomatic Purpose:Deliver diplomatic cargo meant to symbolize precision, neutrality, and the emotional equivalent of Helvetica. Adelyn considers this her personal Super Bowl. Crew Notes Passenger Vibe Check Flight Highlights Mission Summary Debrief Camila’s voiceover for the landing…