Crew Bios

👩‍✈️ Adelyn Wren

Role: Captain, Pilot-in-Command, Checklist Enforcer
Age: Undefined. Too old for this.
Callsign: Mother Goose (used only in distress)

Bio:
Adelyn is the eldest of the Wren siblings and the only one who voluntarily reads aircraft manuals for fun. Diagnosed with ADHD and anxiety, she channels every ounce of nervous energy into laminated checklists, backup fuel calculations, and perfectly-timed “please stop touching that” glares. Adelyn believes rules exist for a reason—mostly to keep Eleanor from singing into the cabin PA and to keep Noah from installing Minecraft on the FMS.

When not actively flying, she’s usually preemptively calculating descent profiles or stress-napping while gripping a copy of the Jeppesen enroute chart.

Known For:

  • Filing ASRS reports for emotional support
  • Drinking decaf and still vibrating
  • Flying ILS approaches like they’re Olympic events
  • Describing turbulence as “emotional clutter”

💃 Eleanor Wren

Role: First Officer, In-Flight Entertainment System
Age: Too young to be this dramatic
Callsign: Vibe Check One

Bio:
Eleanor is the heart, soul, jazz hands, and internal chaos engine of Operation Atlas. A former cruise ship performer turned co-pilot, Eleanor treats every leg as a stage and every holding pattern as interpretive dance. She believes in vibes over V-speeds and regularly rewrites the flight attendant announcements into rhyming couplets—delivered via kazoo, if possible.

When not flying, Eleanor is choreographing safety briefings, yodeling at ATC, or composing sonatas inspired by runway centerlines. She has been banned from 12 airport intercom systems. Proudly.

Known For:

  • Improvised ballet in turbulence
  • Giving the autopilot a name and backstory (“François”)
  • Turning every holding pattern into an existential monologue
  • Accidental diplomatic incidents involving glitter

📱 Noah Wren

Role: Flight Engineer, iPad Specialist, Discord Diplomat
Age: Technically an adult. Emotionally… TBD.
Callsign: SimKid (but only Eleanor calls him that)

Bio:
Noah, the youngest Wren, was raised by Wi-Fi, aviation YouTube, and suspicious amounts of Mountain Dew. He is the brains behind none of the mission logistics but all of its online presence. A technical savant with the emotional awareness of a golden retriever, Noah has accidentally charmed ATC controllers, flight crews, and at least half of airport security at every stop.

He’s not a flirt—he just has big “please tell me your hobbies” energy. All the women love him. He thinks they’re “just really nice.”

When not keeping the systems running or tuning into random tower frequencies, Noah is joining obscure international Discord servers and somehow rising to moderator status within hours.

Known For:

  • Streaming landings to three different platforms
  • Fixing the APU with a phone charger
  • Attracting fan clubs in every time zone
  • Saying “yo” into the cockpit mic and still getting clearance